if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends
I’m a fucking wrecking ball. I’ve destroyed everything I’ve ever fucking touched.
thanatosreprise said: Hope you feel better, hope you one day become superior vena cava ;D (sorry)
Hahahahah i like the dad joke, and the fact that you know theres an inferior vena cava and superior vena cava in the heart.
I would go to bed at 10pm crying myself to sleep and be woken up at 2am after being up for over 40 hours and have to work 3pm to 11pm today. And not be able to sleep
Livin’ the fucking life.
Anonymous said: Damn lindsay. You look great.
Thank you, whoever you are!
"Here’s to the boys who stay up all night, here’s to the floors we pass out on.
I dream of mornings in her bedroom,
Where all my bad habits are gone.
Now I’m the bird outside your window,
Singing songs before you wake.
It’s just one heart break after one heart break, tell me how much can you take."
Alright, ive sat in my car long enough. Time to face this.
Or actually just go right to bed.
Or actually do all the chores ive been putting off for 3 years.
TIL 15 human feet wearing shoes have washed up on the shores of the Pacific Northwest since 2007.
"Just fucking tell her. Right now. This is your sign."-Unknown (via perfect)